Tum Bade Ya Tumhara Daddy

Teacher Pappu Se: “Tum Bade Ho Ya Tumhare Papa?”
Pappu: “Main Bada Huun”
Teacher: “Wo Kese?”
Pappu: “Dekhiye Mam, Maine Mummy Ka Doodh Peena Chod Diya Hai Lekin Papa Abhi Tak Peete Hai“