This one is killer ......................
Aurangazeb: senapati batao ki hum Shivaji ko kyu Nahi dhund pa rahe hain??
Senapati: kyoki Maharaj hum Mugal Hain, Google Nahi !!!
British: Can u Swim?
Gujarati : No
British: My Donkey is Better den u because It Swims.
Gujarati : Can u Swim?
British: Yes
Gujarati : Then What is the Difference between u & donkey????
British Shocked Gujarati Rocks wink emoticon salo vadhare padti hoshiyari mare Che..,