1 Girl ask 2 Pappu : Woh kya hai jo cow k paas 4 or
mere paas 2 hai?
Pappu : Legs
Girl : Woh kya hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur meri pant
mein nahi hai?
Pappu: Pocket.
Girl : Woh kya hai jo log din mein karne k bajaye raat ko
bistar pe karte hain.
Pappu: Neend puri karte hain.
Girl : Woh kya hai jo larki pehli dafa karwate hue dard se
roti hai?
Pappu : Kaan mein chhed.
Aap bhi apni soch pappu ki tarah saaf rakhein.