Mujhse toh Saala suppose bhi nahi ho raha

Wife: Suppose karo agar main aapki har baat samjhu 
aur har baat maanu toh.??
.
Husband : *haste haste zameen par gir jata hai* 

aur khushi se chilla ke kehta hai :
Mujhse toh Saala suppose bhi
nahi ho raha !!!!