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Liye Medicines Leti Hain?
Wife: Toh Ismein Khaas Kya Hai?
Husband: Yeh Toh Bada Hi Darawani Type Ki News Hai.
Wife: Kyun?
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Biwi Ne Namaaz Padhkar Dua Ke Liye Haath Uthaye, Par
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Khatam Kar De' Phir Socha, Kahin Mujhe Hi Kuchh Na Ho
Jaaye!
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Tumhare Bachche Sambhaale,
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