Two GIRLS Were Playing Chess

GIRL 1: Chal Yaar Bas Karte Hai... Pak Gaye Hai.

GIRL 2: Haan Yaar... Waise Bhi Tera Sirf
Haathi Bacha Hai Aur Mera Sirf Ghoda!

Phir Wahan Ek Ladka Aata Hai...

BOY: Chalo Girls... Chess Khelte Hain.

Both GIRLS: Nahi! Tum To Hume Aasani Se Hara Doge.

BOY: Chalo Yaar... Tum Dono Aur Mai Akela.

Both GIRLS: Phir Bhi Hum Haar Jayenge.
BOY: Okay... Mai Left Hand Se Khelunga.

Both GIRLS: Yupee... Phir Thik Hai.

Dono Obviously Haar Jaate Hai Aur
Ladka Wahan Se Chala Jaata Hai.

GIRL 1: Badi Sharmnaak Baat Hai Yaar...
Left Hand Se Bhi Hara Diya Usne!

GIRL 2 (Thoda Sochne Ke Baad):
Abe Bewakoof Bana Gaya Woh Hume.

GIRL 1: Kaise?

GIRL 2: Wo Lefty Hi Hoga...!